"Pardon Me, Mr. President?"

BREAKING: Wash., DC - (UPI) An unassuming, unsuspecting employee of The White House was mopping a hallway on Tuesday afternoon as realDonaldTrump passed by. The "Janitor" unexpectedly passed gas. Knowing he was in the presence of the Chief Executive, he said "Oh, Pardon me, Sir!"

Immediately, #Trump had staff retrieve the middle-aged Black man and had him brought to the Oval Office. The man thought he'd hear "Your Fired!". Instead, he was questioned and probed about what he was jailed for and why and how long ago, as the "President" prepared to "Pardon" the man.

His honesty and integrity, and humility and his next comment flabbergasted all of those surrounding him. "Sir,..." He began, "I'm not a criminal just because I'm Black. I farted sir, and I was asking your pardon, out of respect for you and your high place. Instead, you have disrespected me, by assuming that I I was a Felon! I served my Country in 2 wars and have high security clearance!".

Puzzled, and befuddled, Trump stared long at the man, then said "Oh, well, pardon me then." The man said "No thanks, I can't tolerate #Racism and bigotry regardless of the pay. My Supervisor will have my resignation in the morning!".

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